birthday-cation (n): a vacation from any place of employment or duty or debt for a period of time no less than 4 days and no more than 7 days, which happens to include the birthdate of the vacationer.
Day 1: Birthday
Fireball, Gift-bearing, Steak
Red Velvet cake
Flowers, Wine, more gift-bearing
Day 2: Angela & Amanda's Day Of Fun
Iced Chai, Shopping, "Girl that looks so cute, you have to get it,"
More shopping, Hair dye, facials,
Hem hem, Haw haw, Giggle giggle
Work in the middle of birthday-cation!? Must start over.
Day 1 : Travel
Pruning, Packing, Dilly dallying
More iced chai, More packing
Cheeseburgers, Red bull, Feed the Animals
Headlights, Tail lights, Bright lights, No lights
Cheese dip, Margaritas, Bad tequila
Ping pong, Friendly cabbies, Bonding
Day 2 
Sleep, sleep, sleep, and Waffle House
Apples to Apples, Truth be Told, Blink
Japanese Ketchup, Philly, Filet
Irish pub, Hotel instead, More games.
Day 3 : More travel
Brunch, browse, drive,
More margaritas, more gift bearing
Much needed bed.
Day 4  Back in the swing
Shopping, Long awaited Nude-colored heels
Re-set, Coffee, Lemon Poppyseed, Pizza
More birthday [this time, not mine]
impromptu GIRL TALK concert
Day 5 : The end
Sleep late, Rainy day, Movie day sweater